Scientific Evidence that Evolution is a Hoax

I caught this off of Facebook, believe it or not. Randall J. Scalise via Thomas Holtz:

Scientific evidence of evolution being a hoax - RationalWiki

No, it's not an April Fool prank, this is the cumulative and well researched list! I just liked it, or maybe since it's nearing midnight the brain isn't working right. You might need to tell me.